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2.65sGood day, gentlemen! Welcome to The Drunken Clam!
1.8sCan I get you boys a mug of stout?
1.17sWhy, certainly.
1.8sThis is a bully establishment you've got here.
1.8sThe doors are a little short, but that's okay,
1.83sbecause we're smaller back now.
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0.16sTo The Clam!
1.62sHear, hear!
2.77sAnd to brain-damaging venereal disease.
2.03sI wake up with blood on my penis pillow.
2.97sI'm gonna go insane in a wheelchair, staring at the sea.
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3.97s(MUMBLING) This is everything about... It's The Clam, I love it.
1.93sI was just gonna... That's exactly.
2.47s(STAMMERING) Hey, remember... Remember when...
5.17sRemember when Quicktime here passed out in this booth,
6.24sthis booth, and we did stuff to him that you do to ladies and we promised we'd never tell you.
1.63sWhat?
1.53sTo The Clam!
3.64sJoe, you... Your hair looks stupid.
1.73sAll the greatest...