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2.82sTV ANNOUNCER: We now return to Joanie Loves Chris Brown.
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1.32sJoanie! Chris!
2.5sWelcome to the party. Can I offer you some punch?
2.55sNo, thanks. I had some in the car.
4.1sTV ANNOUNCER: Joanie Loves Chris Brown was taped in front of a very uncomfortable studio audience.
2.25sMan, it really sucks they closed down The Clam.
1.53sYeah, but I mean, this is good, right?
4.6sI mean, as long as we got a place to drink and a restroom for businessmen to have homosexual encounters.
1.17sHey, thanks for the sex.
3.3sThank you for notarizing those documents.
1.63sPeter, what's going on down here?
2.17sWhy are there beer bottles all over the floor?
2sWell, we needed a new spot to drink, Lois.
1.02sForget it, Peter.
2.03sYou're not turning our living room into a bar.
1.93sCome on, Lois, we got to have a place to drink.
2.24sDrinking is the only thing holding this friendship together.
3.04sEverything we try to do sober just ends badly.
2.7sI just don't think a good way to start a screenplay is,
2.94s"400 years ago in Bethesda, Maryland."
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