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1.28sAnd did nobody warm up?
2.4s(ALL DENYING) Good.
3.5s'Cause there's nothing an unstretched middle-aged body likes more than explosive movements.
3.37sNow remember, we're here to impress the girlfriends of guys we barely know,
1.97sso when you get the ball, throw it like a cannon.
2.3sYou must throw your arm out on every play.
2sAny other softball-related questions?
0.82sYeah, I got a question.
4.35sCan we leave our bad-for-the-environment Styrofoam coolers behind when we leave?
7.11sYes, you must leave them behind, and they must be in a crumbly mess so that the city clean-up workers have to chase the little bits when the wind blows.
1.54sYou know, Stewie, this is actually a good park.
1.87sI've found a lot of old tennis balls here.
1.5sI don't care for this place.
3.82sLast time I was here, I accidentally walked into a Spanish picnic.