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1.62sAll the things that make us
1.65sLaugh and cry
3.47sHe's a family guy
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3.57sAll right, Drunken Clammers, this is it, the most important game of the season.
3.8sNow, is everybody drunk? (ALL CONFIRMING) - Completely.
Okay, good.
1.28sAnd did nobody warm up?
2.4s(ALL DENYING) Good.
3.5s'Cause there's nothing an unstretched middle-aged body likes more than explosive movements.
3.37sNow remember, we're here to impress the girlfriends of guys we barely know,
1.97sso when you get the ball, throw it like a cannon.
2.3sYou must throw your arm out on every play.
2sAny other softball-related questions?