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2.1sSo you think I can find a boat here, huh, Joe?
3.34sOh, Yeah. You wouldn't believe what we confiscate from these crooks.
4.55sWelcome. We open today's bidding with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
0.8s$50!
1.72sShe had 9 S.T.D's.
1.3s$45.
2.25sAnd when We caught her, she wet herself.
1.4s$50.
3.77sExcuse me. Are you gonna sell anything that's not gross?
1.33sAnd now our next item.
3.39sDirect your attention to this photo of a beautiful 40-foot fishing boat.
1.27sOh, man! That's perfect!
0.9s$12,000!
0.93s$13,000!
1.07s$25,000!
1.05suh,
1.97sSold for $25,000!
0.72sYes!
1.3sAw, Crap!
0.87sThanks.
2.04sAnd now the actual boat itself.
2.09sDo I have an opening bid for the boat?
1.02s$50,000!
1.57sSold for $50,000!
1.37sGood for you, Peter.
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3.3sCongratulations. You've just bought yourself a cursed boat.
1.17sCursed?