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2.94sAnd the French guy says, "Deodorant? What's that?"
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3.22sAll right. All right. I've got one. I've got one, um, Ok,
2.03s2 men are standing at the Pearly Gates.
2.54sOh, God, wait! How did that one go?
2.28soh, well, Anyway, it turns out they're Siegfried and Roy.
1.93sI'm no good at telling jokes.
1.62sDad, it's Mom.
1.25sOh, God! Please be Somerset Maugham.
1.83sPlease be Somerset Maugham. Hello?
1.2sPeter? Damn!
1.63sI was just calling to check in with my boys,
1.27ssee how you guys are doing.
1.57sOh, uh, w-We're fine.
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1.07sWhat's all the noise?
1.47sUh, uh, Nothing. Nothing.
1.97sPeter, I need you to take out the trash.
2.54sOk, Lois! Lois, I got to go!
1.92sHoly crap, Brian! What am I gonna do?
4.07sLois is gonna be home in a couple of days and we're getting kicked out of the house tomorrow.
1.2sWhat do you suggest?