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3.22sAll right. All right. I've got one. I've got one, um, Ok,
2.03s2 men are standing at the Pearly Gates.
2.54sOh, God, wait! How did that one go?
2.28soh, well, Anyway, it turns out they're Siegfried and Roy.
1.93sI'm no good at telling jokes.
1.62sDad, it's Mom.
1.25sOh, God! Please be Somerset Maugham.
1.83sPlease be Somerset Maugham. Hello?
1.2sPeter? Damn!
1.63sI was just calling to check in with my boys,
1.27ssee how you guys are doing.
1.57sOh, uh, w-We're fine.
1.03s
1.07sWhat's all the noise?
1.47sUh, uh, Nothing. Nothing.
1.97sPeter, I need you to take out the trash.
2.54sOk, Lois! Lois, I got to go!
1.92sHoly crap, Brian! What am I gonna do?
4.07sLois is gonna be home in a couple of days and we're getting kicked out of the house tomorrow.
1.2sWhat do you suggest?
1.1sGet out your ring.
0.93sPeter, that's not--
1.13sCome on!
2.07sWonder Twin powers, activate!
1.57sForm of steam!
1.97s
2.5sPeter, we got these in a box of FrankenBerry.
2.05sA jackal! Jackal! It's a jackal!
2.7sIt looks like a jackal! Jackal? It's a jackal!
1.28sTime!
1.47sIt wasn't right the first time you said it!
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