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2.97sThe key is to grab life by the "ho-joes."
3.04sLive every day like it might be your last.
1.7sWhat'll it be, kids?
2.44sOne bowl of mild farina.
0.53sPay dirt! Hyah!
1.93sHere you go, big spender.
2.7sFoie gras and caviar.
2.1sFish eggs? Feh!
2.19sWhere's the goose? Where's the fish?
3.7sThat's what rich people eat-- the garbage parts of the food.
3.69sI ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me $300!
2.62sI'm not paying. Farewell, good sir.