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2.72sI'm afraid the face you fell in love with...
4.47swas actually just a blob of living gunk I bought with my tax refund.
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3.55sWell, as long as we're being honest,
4.37sI also spent my tax refund on a crazy treatment.
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2.12sThat certainly is honest.
3.22sIt's better for us to both just be ourselves.
2.65sYou, wrinkled as a prune--
2.12sYou, fat as the queen of sea cows.
1.93sI love you!
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2sOh, my!
3.79sSo, you see, the putrid, waxy substance I was coated with Was--
1.85sNot precious ambergris!
3.67sYes! And I managed to sneak some out in the usual place.
2.03sTa-dah!
1.65sUsing that,
4.1sI'll make you a perfume of lilac and jasmine and Franken Berry.
1.78sOh, Kif, it's so romantic!
3.57sI can't even wait. I'm gonna wear it right now.