3.85sYou're now the proud owner of Bamboo Boogie Boots.
3.29sWith a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun.
2.25sBut, Pops, I don't wanna have fun.
2.8sI wanna be like you-- boring, but prudently invested.
1.68sBabylon's bells!
2.97sI tallied almost 300 bananas on this entertainment product!
2.26sNow, you put 'em on and have fun!