3.35sSay, buddy, why is this Grand Cigar so pricey?
1.8sWell, as you can see,
3.34sits wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. Constitution.
2.44sIt was hand-rolled by Queen Elizabeth...
1.94sduring her "wild" years...
1.94sand was buried with George Burns,
3.97suntil grave-robbing space mushrooms-- well, you know the rest.
0.53sGive you 300 bucks for it.
1.74sNo can do.
1.85sOh, all right.
3.67sI'll just take these $300 burglar's tools then.
1.95sVery good, sir.
3.34sSo, uh, what time you close tonight?
1.49s
1.92sHey, Pops! Did that tax rebate come?