3.35sSay, buddy, why is this Grand Cigar so pricey?
1.8sWell, as you can see,
3.34sits wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. Constitution.
2.44sIt was hand-rolled by Queen Elizabeth...
1.94sduring her "wild" years...
1.94sand was buried with George Burns,
3.97suntil grave-robbing space mushrooms-- well, you know the rest.
0.53sGive you 300 bucks for it.
1.74sNo can do.