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2.3sWelcome, one and all!
3.62sI finally figured out how money could make me happy.
2.73sBy using it to buy my hungry friends a feast!
1.65s- Hooray!
- Yeah!
1.72sEveryone, join us.
3.77sOysters Rockefeller here has provided genuine turkey dogs.
3.19sHeck, you're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog.
1.95s- Yeah!
- All right!
1.87s- I'll take four!
- Me too!
1.87sOh, what the hell!
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3.9sHere, Dwight. The boots only cost $299.99.
2.67sYou invest this penny like you wanted.
4.09sThanks, Dad. I'm gonna take this and buy five shares of Amazon.com.
2.84sA risk-taker. That's my boy.
2.12sThe entire surplus is gone!
2.45sOh, what a McGovern I've been!
3.2sWhy did I have to issue that crooked tax rebate?
3.67sEh, at least we got a few mildly interesting stories out of it.
1.7sOh, my, yes!