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2.67sYou invest this penny like you wanted.
4.09sThanks, Dad. I'm gonna take this and buy five shares of Amazon.com.
2.84sA risk-taker. That's my boy.
2.12sThe entire surplus is gone!
2.45sOh, what a McGovern I've been!
3.2sWhy did I have to issue that crooked tax rebate?
3.67sEh, at least we got a few mildly interesting stories out of it.
1.7sOh, my, yes!
3.42sSpeaking of which, my story petered out without me learning a lesson.
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2.43sThere he is!
2.64sAll right! Closure!
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1.93sOww!
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2.94sFuturama. Noun.
3.2sUm, I don't know. You just watched it, dummy.
1.67sWhat are you asking me for?
1.94sHey, here's a fun definition.
2.74sIdiot. Noun.
3.77sYou!