4.09sThanks, Dad. I'm gonna take this and buy five shares of Amazon.com.
2.84sA risk-taker. That's my boy.
2.12sThe entire surplus is gone!
2.45sOh, what a McGovern I've been!
3.2sWhy did I have to issue that crooked tax rebate?
3.67sEh, at least we got a few mildly interesting stories out of it.