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3.5sWell, yes, in the same way an infant may fight Muhammad Ali, but--
2.64sOne pound of stem cells, please!
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3.37sOf course, any age-reversing effects will be purely temporary--
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1.95sAhh.
2.19sOoh!
2.03sOooh!
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2.18sOhh!
3.35sSay, buddy, why is this Grand Cigar so pricey?
1.8sWell, as you can see,
3.34sits wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. Constitution.
2.44sIt was hand-rolled by Queen Elizabeth...
1.94sduring her "wild" years...
1.94sand was buried with George Burns,
3.97suntil grave-robbing space mushrooms-- well, you know the rest.
0.53sGive you 300 bucks for it.
1.74sNo can do.
1.85sOh, all right.