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2.09sWhen I was growing up at the orphanarium,
1.17sI got picked on a lot.
2.64sMy only outlet was Octouran kung fu.
1.45sYi-ah!
1.48sYe-ah!
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1.47sYee!
1.33sExcellent.
2.6sBill, Keith, you will go to junior championships.
3.24sBill, congratulate Keith when he regains consciousness.
3.59sBut Master Funog, I can beat these dorks with one eye closed.
3.29sPerhaps, but there is more to winning than beating your opponent.
1.67sYou lack the will of a warrior.
2.05sWhat do you mean? Watch this.
1sYah!
1.64sAh-ah-ah-ah-ow!
2.3sNo girl has the will of a warrior.
3.94sYou have the will of a housewife or at best, the schoolmarm.
2.94sThat's it. I'll take you on right now.
3.35sVery well, but you see, I have the will of the warrior.
2.3sTherefore, the battle is already over.
1.28sThe winner? Me. Ha, ha!
1.38sRematch? You lose again.
1.58sHad enough? I thought so.
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1.77sI lost my chance to be a champion.