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1.04s
1.2sHowdy, chief.
4.22sFor my next bout, what do you say I fight these two bimbos in some mud?
2.35sActually, we've decided to go in a different direction.
4.22sWhat if I told you we wouldn't be fighting in the conventional sense?
1.33sBender, your popularity is slipping.
4sSales of your Bender-brand French-milled bath soaps are down 20%.
1.33s
0.95sThose morons.
2.4sI said teaberry, not sandalwood.
1.03sDamn it, Bender,
3.07sif you can't move sandalwood you don't belong in this league!
2.89sThat's why you're going to lose next week's title match.
1.6sBut the crowd loves me.
4.9sPerhaps, but let's see how they feel about your new persona-- The Gender Bender.
4.05sYou'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sergeant Feces Processor.
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1.35sOh, yeah?
2.29sWell, what if I don't let the new guy win?
3.99sThen, he'll just have to beat you the old-fashioned way-- to death!