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4.05sYou'll be the most unpopular robot fighter since Sergeant Feces Processor.
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1.35sOh, yeah?
2.29sWell, what if I don't let the new guy win?
3.99sThen, he'll just have to beat you the old-fashioned way-- to death!
1.77sMelissa, send in the new kid.
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4.12sI... am... Destructor!
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1.78sSee you at the fight.
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2.3sSo then I said, "See you at the fight,"
1.47sand that's the story.
5.54sMan, I thought ultimate robot fighting was real like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed like boxing.
2.52sIt's one thing to win a fixed fight--
1.6sthere's dignity in that--
2.33sbut to lose, and in this atrocity--
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1.13sI can't do it.