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6.39sI've not seen a spectacle of this nature in all my years impersonating a sportscaster.
1.6sIt sure was some fight.
4.2sInteresting side note: As a head without a body, I envy the dead.
2.1sNo argument here.
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1.83sBender, how did the fight go?
1.27sI heard somebody got flattened.
2.2sFry, where's your brain slug?
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3.85sPoor little guy starved to death.
1.55sI'm proud of you, Bender.
1.87sSure, you lost-- you lost bad--
4.69sbut the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
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3.29sI'm in tremendous pain here.
1.68sGreat job, kid.
2.64sYou lost, and you made it look almost half-real.
4.17sI want you to have this card good for ten percent off at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
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1.17sYes...
1.9sI'm the greatest...
0.8sthe greatest!
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6.59sAnd so ends the chronicle of one of the greatest ever to play the sport.