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1.37sMmm. Mmm.
3.14sBoy, when God closes a door, he opens a window.
1.17s(GIGGLES)
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3.47s
3.22sMom, did you have to fly out through all those boogers?
3.39sCut me some slack. I'm a widow.
5.27sNow there is still a slight chance we could rescue your husband before he expands.
1.85s(BOTH GRUNTING)
3.27s
2.33sUh, make that zero chance.
1.2sFrink out.
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2.72sDad, would you like some of my Snicker bar cheesecake?
2.2sOh, I feel full enough as it is.
2.27sI say when we're full.
3.95sYou don't want to piss off a man who can kick you in the crotch from the inside.
2.53sMmm. Oh!
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1.7sI need a mouth hole.
2.57sUh, and some other holes, too.
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