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2.79sUse your judgment with my gewgaws.
1.88sWell, I'll be blazed!
1.98sI know these missionaries!
2.77sI just told the natives they were having sex the wrong way.
2sHelp! Help! Murther!
0.92sAh!
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2.33sThe Mutton Chop Murderer is long gone.
2.75sBut this ledger will lead us to him.
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3.3s(GROANS) This potion will give me new life.
1.08s(GRUNTS)
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2.34sI'm alive! I'm gonna go to America!
1.6sI'll be in pictures! You'll see!
3.92sThe whole world is gonna know the name Simon Stoolowitz!
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4.64sIt says here the swords were sold to C. Ebenezer Burns.
6.06sBurns? The evil industrialist who makes coal out of babies? (GASPS) I know just where to find him!