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7.26s(MUTTERING GIBBERISH) FEMALE VOICE: I have a serious brain disease. Please give me a cat.
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8.02sThis comically large capsule has lifetime supplies of niacin, thiamin, and riboflavin-glavin.
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6.21sPrior to ingestion, the pill must be reduced by my amazing new shrink ray.
3.69s(SCOFFS) Shrink ray? Oh, there's always something else to buy.
3.83sFirst, I lower the capsule top, thusly.
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2.84sThen I zap the capsule, thisly.
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3.34sAnd now who would like a lifetime of perfect health?
1sI'll take it.