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2.03sAh, Ethnictown,
1.82swhere hardworking immigrants dream...
2.32sof becoming lazy, overfed Americans.
4.25sOh, listen. You can hear the beautiful ethnic serenade.
3.89sApples! I got apples!
4.44sCholera! I got cholera!
3.85sBabies! Who wants babies?
2.54sWait. This is just a shaved puppy.
3.13sI can see you know babies.
0.75sHey, a fortuneteller.
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1.4sUh, hello.
4.7sI sense you have a million questions. But I too have one.
0.53sAre you a cop?
1.19sNo.
0.67s'Cause you gotta tell me if you are.
2.12sI'm not a cop.
1.52sOkay.
3.9sI sense you live with much misery.
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3.6sThe perfect crime.