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2.82sA special celebrity dad has been arranged for ya.
1.78sBut my older brother would like--
3.82sSorry, but I'm afraid Ernest Borgnine has already been confirmed.
1.68sI'm sure you kids know me best...
2.74sas Sergeant Fatso judson in From Here to Eternity.
2.4sHow was jerk practice, boy?
2.1sDid they teach you how to sing to trees...
3.35sand build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?
3.09sStupid poetic justice!
3.2sActually, we were just planning the father-son river-rafting trip.
1.9sHeh-heh! You don't have a son.
4.2sLook. Homer won't wanna go. So just ask him, and he'll say no.
1.94sThen it'll be his fault.
3.59sI don't wanna go. So if he asks me to go, I'll just say yes.
2.69sWait! Are you sure that's how this sort of thing works?
2.27sShut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip.