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2.87sHello, alternative to testing.
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2.72sWell, it's Bart Simpson. Come on in.
3.09sYou're just in time for Sponge-bath the Old Folks Day.
2.67sHelp yourself, but stay above the equator.
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2.34sNow, just breathe into him every three seconds.
2.34sMake sure you form a tight seal around his mouth.
3.39sNo!
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2sShould I keep doing it?
4.19sWell, sir, just apply a smidgen of peanut butter to an ordinary pine cone,
2.59sand you've got yourself a makeshift bird feeder, sir.
1.88sI'm outta here, man.
3.57s- Okay. Everybody take out your junior Campers pocketknives.
- Hmm?
2.44sYou guys get to play with knives?
3.4s- Oh, cool. A "spork."
- Don't hurt me!
2.52sOoh. Sorry, Bart. That's a Neddy no-no.