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2.35sOkay, look. I made a terrible mistake.
4.09sI wandered into a junior Camper recruitment center, but what's done is done.
3.1sI've made my bed, and now I've gotta weasel out of it.
3.79sI know you think the junior Campers are square and "uncool,"
2.25sbut they also do a lot of neat things--
2.65slike sing-alongs and flag ceremonies.
2.7sMarge, don't discourage the boy.
2.52sWeaseling out of things is important to learn.
4.54sIt's what separates us from the animals-- except the weasel.
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2.2sAll I've gotta do is take this uniform back after school.
3.97sYou're lucky. You only joined the junior Campers.
3.94sI got a dirty word shaved into the back of my head.
2.92sWhat is it with you kids and that word?
2.42sI'm going to shave you bald, young man,
4.02suntil you learn that hair is not a right-- it's a privilege.
2.05sWhat's in the bag, wuss?
4.05sHuh? Oh, look. Camper's Pampers. Ha-ha!
0.52sKeep away!