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3.15sOur annual father-son rafting trip is next weekend.
3.19sOh, no. Me bring Homer on a rafting trip?
4.84sDuh, I'm the captain. My son is Bart.
1.93sWhat an oaf. How embarrassing.
1.92sI'm glad he's not my father.
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3.02sOh, Warren, I know your dad is in prison, but don't you fret.
2.82sA special celebrity dad has been arranged for ya.
1.78sBut my older brother would like--
3.82sSorry, but I'm afraid Ernest Borgnine has already been confirmed.
2.55sHiya!
1.68sI'm sure you kids know me best...
2.74sas Sergeant Fatso judson in From Here to Eternity.
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2.4sHow was jerk practice, boy?
2.1sDid they teach you how to sing to trees...
3.35sand build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs?
2.25sHuh? D'oh!
3.09sStupid poetic justice!
3.2sActually, we were just planning the father-son river-rafting trip.