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3.34sMaybe he needs some real friends.
2.6sSure, we'd all love some real friends, Marge,
2.25sbut what are the odds of that happening?
2.29sHello, Ralph.
2.89sWhen I was little, I used to play by myself too.
3sYour hair is tall and pretty.
4.24sWell, thank you, Ralph. You're such a fine, young gentleman.
3.37sHelp! She's touching my special area!
3.57sThen me and my friend were about to press it, but the man said not to press it.
3.6sBut we pressed it anyway! And we ran and we hid in the Giant Tire.
2.9sOh, yeah. And my other friend was already there. All right. All right now.
2.1sYou're overstimulated.
3.1sLet's get some beer in you, and then it's right to bed.
2.2sWhoo-hoo! Beer, beer, beer! Bed, bed, bed!
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4.84sFirecrackers, stink bombs, maps to teachers' homes.