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2.67sI remember when I learned to use a potty all by myself.
1.58sI was so proud.
3.12sHey, Lois! I did it!
3.29sWell, perhaps I could give it the old college try.
2.74sWhy don't you put your hands right there?
1.27sIt'll help me relax.
1.3sMaybe you don't have to pee.
2.3sHey, I oughta give you beer. It goes right through you.
1.4sWonderful, and while we're at it,
1.94swe could light up a doobie and watch porn.
3.5sListen, you, I'll use these facilities when I'm damn well ready.
4.9sUntil then, you shall continue to sanitize my crevasse and be damn grateful for the opportunity!