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1.25sNo!
2.24soh, This has gotta stop.
1.97sOh, God! It smells gross.
2.93sWell, Princess, I don't see anyone dabbing yours behind their ears.
2.62sThat's odd. It looks like someone already tried to clean it up.
1.05sNo, it doesn't.
1.5sMine smells like soda.
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2.4sYeah, uh, I'm looking for toilet-training books.
1.23sOh, yes. We can help you there.
2.84sUh, Everybody Poops is still the standard, of course.
3.04sWe've also got the less popular Nobody Poops But You.
2.97sHa, Well, see, we're Catholic, so, uh--
4.22soh, Then you want You're a Naughty Child And That's concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You.
0.85sPerfect!
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1.45sBrian, what are you doing?
1.03sOh, Hi, Lois.
1.75sI was just washing some things.
2sThose look like our sheets and our quilt.
1.07sThey are.
1.85sI'm washing them in some fabric softener,
2.28sbecause last night they were so itchy I couldn't sleep,
3.6sthat's why I was downstairs when you asked if everything was ok, and I said I couldn't sleep.