1.57sHave your pets spayed or neutered.
1.4sOh, Just die, already.
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1.03sEww!
1.92sMom, Stewie peed on the rug again!
1.25sNo!
2.24soh, This has gotta stop.
1.97sOh, God! It smells gross.
2.93sWell, Princess, I don't see anyone dabbing yours behind their ears.
2.62sThat's odd. It looks like someone already tried to clean it up.
1.05sNo, it doesn't.
1.5sMine smells like soda.
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2.4sYeah, uh, I'm looking for toilet-training books.
1.23sOh, yes. We can help you there.
2.84sUh, Everybody Poops is still the standard, of course.