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2.3sRemember, class, the worse you do on this standardized test,
2.84sthe more funding the school gets, so don't knock yourselves out.
0.5sYou have three hours to--
1.67sFinished!
3.7sThen put your head down on your desk and sit quietly.
2.97sAhh. A duet of pleasures.
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2.9sI am the Wondrous Wizard of Latin!
3.34sI am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation,
3.1swith a million hit points and maximum charisma!
2.74sAh-ha! Morire: To die!
3.1sMorit: He, she, or it dies!
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2.67sMoris: You die!
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3.2sYou've mastered a dead tongue! But can you handle a live one?
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2.2sHa-ha!
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1.67sWheel him out quietly.
2.64sIt's best the children don't see him.