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2.44sThere it is!
3.4sThe chain that put the "fat" in fat Southern sheriffs!
3.74sI want a colossal doughnut, just like the one on the sign.
1.74sD'oh! Nuts!
2.03sThat's false advertising!
2sSorry, sir. No refunds.
2.64sI paid for a colossal doughnut,
4.1sand I'm gonna get a colossal doughnut.
2.37sYou don't scare us.
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3.84sAstronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported...
3.2san ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen belt.
2.67sScientists are recommending that all necessary precautions be taken.
2.8sEggheads. What do they know?
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3.74sHee-hee-hee! I got your doughnut, Lard Lad!
2.47sAnd what are you gonna do about it?