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1.64sYesterday was a real eye-opener.
2.3sWe've got to do better as a family.
4.74sSo Tonight, we're not going to shovel food in our mouths while we stare at the TV.
4.07sWe're going to eat at the dining room table like a normal family.
0.48sHappy, Dad ?
1.83sGood. Commence shoveling.
3.47sNo. We're going to say grace first.
1.9sOkay. Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.
2.57sNo ! Ignore the boy, Lord.
3.3sNow, Can the chatter, and bow your heads.
4.04sDear Lord, thank you for this microwave bounty,
1.93seven though we don't deserve it.
2.74sI mean, our kids are uncontrollable hellions.
2.6sPardon my French, but they act like savages.
2.24sDid you see them at the picnic ?
3.17sOh, Of course you did. You're everywhere. You're "omnivorous."
2.53sO Lord, why did you smite me with this family ?
3.14s- Amen !
- Let's eat.
1.37sNo, I'm not done yet !