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2.47sGot ya ! Whoa, Careful, dad. Blow a gasket, lose your job.
2.4sNow hear this: the father/son sack race...
3swill begin in five minutes on the north lawn.
4.37sParticipation is mandatory. Repeat, mandatory. That is all.
4.64sYou remember the rules ? Yeah. Shut my mouth, and let your boss win.
1.67sHey !
7.84sI don't know who to love more: my son, joshua, who's captain of the football team; or my daughter, Amber, who got the lead in the school play.
2.84sUsually, I use their grades as a tiebreaker,
1.63sbut they both got straight A's this term.
2.07s- What's a mother to do ?
- Mm-hmm.
3.4s- Well, I sense greatness in my family.
- Your family ?
4sWell, it's a greatness that others can't see, but it's there.
4.77sAnd if it's not true greatness we have, we're at least average.
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1.97sI don't want to alarm anyone,
4.4sbut I think there's a little "al-key-hol" in this punch.
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2.8s- Mr. Burns, are you ready ?
- Yes.