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3.44sMmm ! What an adorable little girl.
2.2sThank you.
2.84sWhy don't we dump them in the nursery and get a glass of punch ?
1.63sOh, I'm not much of a drinker.
2.87sHey, isn't that your boy there torturing the swans ?
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2.29sBart !
2.34sMaybe I will take you up on that punch.
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3.24sGee, do you think we should leave the kids unsupervised ?
3.67sYou're right. There.
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0.58sBart ! Lisa !
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3.07s- Where are you kids ? D-oh !
- Whoops.
2.47sGot ya ! Whoa, Careful, dad. Blow a gasket, lose your job.
2.4sNow hear this: the father/son sack race...
3swill begin in five minutes on the north lawn.
4.37sParticipation is mandatory. Repeat, mandatory. That is all.
4.64sYou remember the rules ? Yeah. Shut my mouth, and let your boss win.
1.67sHey !
7.84sI don't know who to love more: my son, joshua, who's captain of the football team; or my daughter, Amber, who got the lead in the school play.