2.47sGot ya ! Whoa, Careful, dad. Blow a gasket, lose your job.
2.4sNow hear this: the father/son sack race...
3swill begin in five minutes on the north lawn.
4.37sParticipation is mandatory. Repeat, mandatory. That is all.
4.64sYou remember the rules ? Yeah. Shut my mouth, and let your boss win.
1.67sHey !
7.84sI don't know who to love more: my son, joshua, who's captain of the football team; or my daughter, Amber, who got the lead in the school play.