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2.07sWell, now, see here. Stop that.
1.93sAttention, wireless listeners.
3.07sMost of the sounds you are now hearing are not being made by me.
3.9sOh, stop! Stop! Won't someone please stop the farting?
1.93sAah!
2.67sDon't worry, folks. He's not dead. I still hear some faint sounds of life.
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1.68sThat didn't go well, did it?
3.79sGood thing those lesbians knew C.P.R. Oh, what's the use?
4.24sI'll never be a popular, beloved billionaire like Arthur Fortune.
3.74sOh, Arthur Fortune.
2.84sYou know what that fabulous man just did?
3.2sHe gave the Springfield Zoo two male pandas...
3sand got them to mate successfully.
2.4sAnd a stunt like that impresses people?
3.57sOh, yeah. And I'm not easily impressed.
2.03sWow! A blue car!
3.6sIf a couple of Chinese bamboo-gobblers can win people's hearts,
4.82sI'm going to bring them something that man has searched for since the dawn of time.
1.99sA sober Irishman?