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1.98sThat was a gay old time.
2.67sHo-ho! I ate my share of wieners that day.
2.17sOh, that sounds lovely. Queer.
3.35sQueer. Um, ever murder anybody?
3.55sMurder? Well, mistakes have been made.
3.05sMonty, I've heard you're a pretty flatulent guy. Any comment on that?
2.07sWell, now, see here. Stop that.
1.93sAttention, wireless listeners.
3.07sMost of the sounds you are now hearing are not being made by me.
3.9sOh, stop! Stop! Won't someone please stop the farting?
1.93sAah!
2.67sDon't worry, folks. He's not dead. I still hear some faint sounds of life.
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1.68sThat didn't go well, did it?
3.79sGood thing those lesbians knew C.P.R. Oh, what's the use?
4.24sI'll never be a popular, beloved billionaire like Arthur Fortune.
3.74sOh, Arthur Fortune.
2.84sYou know what that fabulous man just did?
3.2sHe gave the Springfield Zoo two male pandas...
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