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3swhereas black people have names like Carl.
3.27sZoom!
3.82sNow, Mr. Rude, I just want you to know I'm a good sport.
4.39sIf you want to make fun of my legendary love of cashews-- you have at it.
3.37sUh-huh. All right. Uh, how many times a day do you go to the can?
3.09sOh, about 40, I suppose. When are we going on the air?
0.48sWe're on the air now, Skeletor.
1.77sWhat?
2.39sQuestion two: How long is your wiener? Seriously.
3.52sGreat heavens! What kind of Radiola show is this?
2.65sAll right, how about this? When was your first gay experience?
3.3sOh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic.
1.98sThat was a gay old time.
2.67sHo-ho! I ate my share of wieners that day.
2.17sOh, that sounds lovely. Queer.
3.35sQueer. Um, ever murder anybody?
3.55sMurder? Well, mistakes have been made.
3.05sMonty, I've heard you're a pretty flatulent guy. Any comment on that?
2.07sWell, now, see here. Stop that.
1.93sAttention, wireless listeners.
3.07sMost of the sounds you are now hearing are not being made by me.
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