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1.63sHmm.
0.5sHow you doin', Mr. Burns?
2.14sJerry Rude. Welcome to the show.
2sI am pleased to--
3.14sAll right, let's get this geezer out quick so we can bring in the lesbian gladiators.
2.4sYou see, white people have names like Lenny,
3swhereas black people have names like Carl.
3.27sZoom!
3.82sNow, Mr. Rude, I just want you to know I'm a good sport.
4.39sIf you want to make fun of my legendary love of cashews-- you have at it.
3.37sUh-huh. All right. Uh, how many times a day do you go to the can?
3.09sOh, about 40, I suppose. When are we going on the air?
0.48sWe're on the air now, Skeletor.
1.77sWhat?
2.39sQuestion two: How long is your wiener? Seriously.
3.52sGreat heavens! What kind of Radiola show is this?
2.65sAll right, how about this? When was your first gay experience?
3.3sOh, well, when I was six, my father took me on a picnic.
1.98sThat was a gay old time.
2.67sHo-ho! I ate my share of wieners that day.
2.17sOh, that sounds lovely. Queer.
3.35sQueer. Um, ever murder anybody?
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