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2.84sWell, if you wanted people to love you,
2.64syou sure blew it with that insane rampage.
1.74sBut you know what?
2.3sTo be loved, you have to be nice to people...
1.83severy day.
3.12sBut to be hated, you don't have to do squat.
1.89sYou know, perhaps you're right.
4.07sI got so swept up with the notion of being liked, I completely forgot who I am.
4.1sI'm a selfish old crank, and that fits me like a Speedo.
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3.3sSo what do we do with our friend here? Uh, throw him in the Dumpster?
4.92sNo, no, no. I really want to give the lovable scamp a good home.
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1.5sD'oh!
0.57sTough luck, Simpson.
0.45sCome on, Nessie. One more pull.
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3.1sOkay, okay. Want a shrimp cocktail?