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3.39sThis gentleman's beer tap dates back to the turn of the century,
2.8sand remarkably, seems to have never been washed.
1.83sYeah, yeah, I've been meaning to wash that, but--
2.17sit's been such a century.
3.27sAt auction, I'd expect this to bring $20,000 to $30,000,
3.34sexcept that on the handle somebody's carved "Homer rocks."
2.17sAnd I do. Whoo!
0.67sAppraised value: $15.
1.74s
1.93sI'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him!
2.23sHey. Ah, geez.
5.11sI don't know how you can all just lay around the house on a nice day like this.
3.57sWhen was the last time we went for a good, old-fashioned family walk?
3.2sOh, we stopped those when the kids said I was too fat to carry.
2.47sOh, come on. Let's go for a walk.
2.87sThis family's getting so lazy.