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1.53sI'm sorry. Don't hit me.
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1.03sOoh!
1.84sI like the way you hit!
1.67sBut I don't get it.
3.17sMost women I've met can't even stand next to me without collapsing.
1.79sWhat's wrong with those women?
2.28sWell, some of them didn't have legs.
2.23sBut it's not them. It's me.
1.82sHow do I put this delicately?
3.27sI'm smellier than a whorehouse's outhouse!
1.83sThat's terribly vivid.
4.17sDoesn't matter to me though, I was born with no sense of smell.
2.49sReally?
1.63sMy name's Marianne.
1.83sHello, you!
1.87s(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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1.57sI like your dumpster.
4.07sThank you. The previous tenant was a very prominent raccoon.
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