3.17sIn another life, we could've been friends.
2.08sNo chance, garbage-can face.
2.87s(SPUTTERING IN PROTEST) Brace yourselves,
3.67s'cause we're gonna try something you would never see in mainstream tap,
2.67sa simultaneous, head-to-head tap-off.
1.63s(CROWD GASPING) What...
1.72sOh! Scandalous!