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1.47sI can give you a surgery.
5sAnd when it's done, you'll be able to smell everything.
4.35sOh, Zoidberg! I want the biggest nose you can find!
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1.98sDude, you made the finals.
4.17sCongrats! You've accomplished so much more than most of us would bother to.
1.27sYeah, but I'm not done yet.
3.17sI got a full-proof plan to make sure I go home the champ!
1.35sYou're gonna put sequins on your hat?
2.42s(SCOFFS) See that locker?
2.1sTonya keeps her tap shoes in there.
3.67sSo right before she dances, I'll sneak in and put rusty tacks in them.
5.04s(CACKLES) (GASPS) The harder she dances, the more she bleeds.
1.43sSeems like a solid plan.
2.94sWhat? It's the most horrifying thing I've ever heard!
1.2sThat's true.
0.98sWell, it gets worse.
2.24sOnce Tonya drops out due to blood loss,