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3.04sI have $3 in moldy pennies. It's all yours.
1.23sThat's generous of you.
2.2sOh, no, you don't, Mr. Big Jerk!
2.9sI have nothing to live for, so I don't mind telling you,
1.83sthose pennies are mine.
4.14sDon't you get it? I'm crazy!
4.09s(LAUGHING MANIACALLY) Go ahead! I don't care what happens anymore.
2.15sDo it. Bash my head in.
1.17s
1.78s(COUGHS) Wha...
2.3sWhat is that? Mustard gas?
3.32sThat ain't legal. Ain't you heard of no Geneva Convention?
5.65s(SCREAMING) (GASPS) That was amazing.
2.37sOh, you were so brave and frugal.
1.53sI'm sorry. Don't hit me.
1.7s
1.03sOoh!
1.84sI like the way you hit!
1.67sBut I don't get it.
3.17sMost women I've met can't even stand next to me without collapsing.
1.79sWhat's wrong with those women?
2.28sWell, some of them didn't have legs.
2.23sBut it's not them. It's me.
1.82sHow do I put this delicately?
3.27sI'm smellier than a whorehouse's outhouse!