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2.87sSo, uh, you know, when the purge started,
1.8sdid people get into it right away,
2.23sor were they like, "Wait, what?
2.3sThis is gonna stop crime how, exactly?"
2.94sYeah, it took some time for people to accept it.
1.43sYeah, I bet. I bet.
1.8sYeah, it's kind of like cellphones, you know?
1.16sAt first, everyone was like,
1.47s"look at those douchebags purging."
1.26sAnd then the next thing you know,
1.66sthey're like, "it's just so convenient."
3.1sGeez, you working on your tight five for the comedy store, Morty?
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1.67s
1.19sWhatcha doing?
2.43sWatching some TV, playing on your phone?
2.9s- Is that a real question? - Just making conversation.
2.59sAre you? What part of that gives me anything to work with?
2.73sMy choice is to say nothing, be sarcastic,
1.97sor bark "yes" like a trained animal.
1.49sIt's not a conversation.
1.47sYou're holding me verbally hostage.
2.33sOkay, ass-face. I'll go in the kitchen.
0.24sHey, Dad.
0.99sYeah?
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