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4.82sDid you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
3.3sThat's the joke. You suck, McBain!
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2.47sNow, my Woody Allen impression.
3.74sI'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
2.15sHey, that really sucked!
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3.9sThe film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half.
4.7sIt cost $80 million. How do you sleep at night?
3.84sOn top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
2.4sjust asking. Yeesh!
2.99sI like him. He's smart. He's sensitive.
4sHe's clearly not obsessed with his physical appearance. My ears are burning.
2.14sUh, I wasn't talking about you, Dad.
3.94sNo, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-Tip.
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2.6sDear Mr. Sherman, On behalf of the people of Springfield,